This is Bertie and I want to welcome you to my website. I've included everything that I could think of and if you like what you see please visit often. If you don't, then please don't mention this to anyone; let them find out on their own. The picture on this page is of me and my band, "The Band of Pirates", discussing the song list for one of our concerts and having a slight debate over pay. ARRR!

So, c'mon, climb aboard mates, and we'll set sail together on a great voyage of adventure and discovery.

ENJOY!